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Darko Gacov

Stories from Darko Gacov

Good Wine, Mouthwatering Steak and Old Ornaments Make For a Delightful Evening - Not to Mention the Eventful Toilets
18/02/2009

It was a cold night. The smell of snow filled the air. The hazed windshield of my car only confirmed the presence of winter when the blurry sign "Deutsch-Wagram" emerged from the mist. There it was, 10 km north of Vienna, where the charming -- and thoroughly eccentric -- restaurant Marchfelderhof basks in the glow of the streetlights.

With all the High Production Values, It's All Too Predictable - and Silly
02/10/2008

 

I have become discouraged with movies; with all the pizzazz and high production values, it's all too predictable, and often downright silly. Suspension of Disbelief has been left in the dust, and we have entered the Cinema of the Absurd.

Take war movies for example. If a soldier makes the mistake of showing someone a picture of his sweetheart back home, we know that he will perish in agony, preferably a slow and painful death. And if an Allied soldier tries to infiltrate a German top-secret hideout, he'll get away with it. All it takes is a Swastika on the shoulder and a few words grunted with a German accent.

The Demographic Crisis Is the Defining Issue for The Continent’s Future
01/10/2008

Europe is aging, and aging fast. Twenty million workers will leave the workforce between now and 2050 and more than one-third of the population will be over 65, creating labor shortages, pension havoc and other less easily quantifiable measures of social change like little innovation and an aversion to change.

'This is a process without parallel in the history of humanity,' said a United Nations Report published earlier this year, predicting that world wide people older than 60 would outnumber those under 15 in 2047 for the first time.

Researchers described the ability to resolve the demographic crisis as 'the defining issue' for Europe's future.

All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sausage Wars and Corn Fusion
18/02/2008

Do you need facts and figures that will contribute to your research writing? You've landed a grant to do field work for six months, and suddenly you've got to improvise? Do you desperately need the references for your paper that you have to hand in tomorrow? Do you need to get up to speed on current events?

Well, Uncyclopedia is definitely not the place for you!

Love and Goodwill Are Common to Christmas Traditions Worldwide. Its Just Those Little Differences...
18/02/2008

Christmas in Orthodox Macedonia is on Jan. 7th, 14 days later than most others celebrates. This is a mixed blessing. The upside, especially if you are a student in a foreign country, is that you get to celebrate twice. The downside is that it makes you different. But being different is not always a bad thing, because in Macedonia we don't have the shopping hype and chaos, at least not for Christmas. We value the New Year more and exchange our presents then. At our Christmas -- celebrated on what is the feast of Epiphany in the Christian West in honor of the visit of the Three Kings -- the importance is placed on the 6th of January rather than on the 7th.

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Good Wine, Mouthwatering Steak and Old Ornaments Make For a Delightful Evening - Not to Mention the Eventful Toilets
03/12/2007

It was a cold night. The smell of snow filled the air. The hazed windshield of my car only confirmed the presence of winter when the blurry sign "Deutsch-Wagram" emerged from the mist. There it was, 10 km north of Vienna, where the charming -- and thoroughly eccentric -- restaurant Marchfelderhof basks in the glow of the streetlights.

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