To get to Europe, the British have to cross the Channel, and an even wider cultural divide
But if you’ve been with me so far, you know that I am very clear that we British are different from the Continentals. I was brought up in Middle England, as I told you, under the strict rules of Purity, Piety and Hypocrisy (also half-arsed alliteration.) I was taught to treat anyone without a bowler hat and an umbrella with fear, suspicion and a sharpened bayonet.
In other words, England is England and the Continent is, well, something else entirely. To get to Europe, the British have to cross the Channel. And even then, we don’t know what Europe is really like, as our British sensibilities are still doing the perceiving.